Mrs. Applebottom's cat "shooter" sits in her upstairs window when the sun is out and takes pot shots at neighborhood dogs.
"She's just a kitten but that darn kitten is a dead-eye shot, I tell ya..." Mrs. Applebottom said. "I just give her enough food and little cat ammunition for the day and she just sits in that window and picks 'em off."
Most of the animals in Mr. LaPierre's neighborhood are well armed and quite dangerous. They read a little and know almost as much as humans do....rather like the teaparty folks.
"I love that Ted Cruz!" Little shooter was thought to have purred.
It's always something....
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