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In other future news.....

News Flash, January, 2017 - It was just a little over four years ago that then Representative Louie Gohmert (R/ Texas, Tea Party) pushed legislation  calling for every teacher in the United States to be armed “to the teeth” at every school across the country.

The gun lobby’s heralded success marked a turning point in having the truly, truly stupid people running the government. 

Vice President Gohmert reportedly said today “This is was a great day for the 2^nd amendment.”  This was not confirmed.  “This was as big as the ruling allowing citizens to carry concealed personal nuclear devices last year.”

We have not as yet had a nuclear incident, but God help the person crossing an angry Tea Party member (formerly known as GOP).

It’s always something…

Some Holiday Advice...

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

It's always something.....

More darn silliness...

House Speaker John Boehner flinched yesterday as he was stuck in the head by a suction tipped arrow.  Witnesses say it appeared to be shot from a bow somewhere in the balcony.  The perpetrator fled the scene.

“Doggone these pranksters…”  Exclaimed one of the Republican Representatives who wished to remain blameless nameless.  “You know, it’s silly stuff like this that keeps us from the serious task at hand, trying to keep America from imploding in its own stupidity and careening off the cliff you’ve heard tell about.”  He said.

Comments were solicited from other female Republican Senators, but she couldn’t be located.

Its always something…