Monday, July 27, 2009

The Window ...a study in flash fiction

Something different today he thought. He had been coming to Pillipe’s Bistro weekly now for the first two months he had been in town. Sometimes lunch, sometimes dinner. Tonight he had come later than usual but luck and a slow night got him a table at one of the windows looking onto the street and the surrounding neighborhood.

Movement caught his eye. He looked up and it was gone. Then, again. He counted the windows in the building across the street. Five floors up, a series of windows were brightly lit, exposing the colorful interior of the corner apartment. A person – no, two people were in the room. They appeared to be having an animated conversation. It was two men. One was taller than the other. The shorter man was bald with a round cue ball head and an enormous nose like Cyrano De Bergerac. He glanced around the restaurant to see if anyone else was watching this go on across the street. His table was the last in the row along the window and as such he had the only view that could see through the buildings.

Viewing back to the building he saw only the brightly lit interior with no people. Coffee came and had distracted him. The men were back, this time in a different pair of windows. Each man was framed in his own window. It was like watching his own private silent miniature puppet show. The men appeared to be even more agitated, shouting silently at one another. The taller one turned, bent over and turned back. From somewhere below his view he saw a bright flash in front of the tall one. He thought it was perhaps a camera. Just as quickly a flash flared by the bald man. The tall man lurched backwards and fell down. He almost spilled his cup as he turned to try and catch anyone else watching this scene from the restaurant. Everyone was absorbed in dinner and conversation. He was sure he had just witnessed a murder. From the window above the bald man glanced down. Their eyes met.

A season passed. Summer, winter, on to the next spring. His diligence in the matter had turned up no article, report or mention of the murder he was sure he had witnessed. His lease had been up and he had inquired into the apartment building just across the street from Phillipe’s Bistro. Quite handy for him. He loved Phillipe’s and had become friends with him over the past year. He had almost forgotten about the incident until he looked down from his first full dinner in that new apartment. About 5 floors off the street, it had a perfect view into the dining room at Phillipe’s.

A bald man with an enormous nose was seated in the window at the restaurant below. There was something about him. Over the rim of his coffee he saw a flash, like someone had taken a picture. The bald man was standing and the man across the table from him was slumped over the table. The bald man threw a chair through the restaurant window and stepped over the sill. He calmly looked up and their eyes met, if only for an instant. Then he disappeared down the street. He was sure this had been the same man he had seen before. Was he an assassin? A mobster?

He had lost his appetite and besides, the commotion across the street was too interesting to finish dinner or to even clean up. His heart raced as he switched on the TV to see any late breaking news. There was a low knock on his door. He went to answer.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

What a wonderful life it would be.......

Have to admit, this latest media hype is better than the MJ blitz. Walter C's too. Yeah, I'm down in the basement tonight kinda mellow. Kinda broke. Kinda out of work. Kind of old. and, kind of young. I'm thinking back on the Neil Young first step on the moon. (oops, no that was Neil Armstrong!) Shit, I dunno, same difference I guess. Harvest Moon, yeah that was Neil Young.

I was remembering how I felt on that July night back in 19 and 69. Back in the day. I was 22 and just starting out. Didn't know much about history................
Don't know much biology  
Don't know much about a science book  
Don't know much about the french I took   
But I do know that I love you  And I know that if you love me too 
 What a wonderful world this would be 
Yeah.  Sam Cooke.  And me.  I sure didn't know much.  I'm sitting here tonight breathing in the same smell of the humid summer night air with the same nose I had then.  How is it that I'm 62 now?  It has only been an instant.  Yet I've been married once, twice, had a child, seen her grow to an adult, had a career (of sorts).  And, bam.  Tonight the heavy summer air hits my nostrils as it did and bam!  I go back, and return - in an instant.  40 years.  
I do so envy those who are young.  When I was young I didn't think of old because it was not thinkable, not - imaginable.  and I have attained it.  And tonight I think about being 82 and cannot imagine it.  Will I attain it?  I don't know.  For now it is enough to breathe the humid summer air with this same nose and listen to Sam Cooke, and just be.  
Far out.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Kickin' out the tunes in Kent






The Blue Lizard Band entertained the Kent Sister Cities Program last week. The Mayor of Kent was there (Suzette Cooke) along with several dignataries. "Shadow", the deaf golden retreiver, camped in front of the 'bandstand' for the evening and throughly enjoyed the entertainment. We rocked the house (barn) with classic rock 'n roll until about 10PM, or until they had to put the animals up for the night, which meant moving my drum kit out of the way of the stalls in the barn.

We were upstaged by a belly dancing group from Kent who put on an earthshaking performance complete with tamborines and castinettes. (click on the photos to enlarge)

This is, of course, all in preparing our band for an eventual gig at The Gorge hopefully next year. We're working on getting the promotion in place to open for Dave Matthews.

Rock-on!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Help PETA Pete now.....

Howdy, boys and girls! It's Peta Pete here again to say "whew, boy, what a rough time were having on the planet these days." Folks in the barnyard here have heard rumors about the humans up in Seattle mistreating us. Our brothers and sisters of the sea that is. Just what the fuck do you think of THAT, kids? We've heard that our brothers and sisters of the slimy variety (that's sea water and scale kind of slimy, not like my brother-in-law Mortimer - he's a fuckin' pig) that our brothers and sisters are being killed and actually tossed about with no regard to their dignity or last rites. What has the world come to??

Kids, you need to join me and all our friends here at the barnyard to help your parents and grownups STOP this despicable behaviour. (Ok, so I'm from the UK). Listen, we've got a web site so you can learn more about our quest. Just go to PETA and look for me, PETA Pete. Seriously, kids, this shit can get fucking out of hand if we can't stop it. What will it be next? People throwing steaks and (god forbid) bacon around at the restaurant?

Kids, it's bad enough that people are slaughtering your barnyard animal friends and eating them. Do they have to throw them in the air too? And what about those cute little airborne kittens Seattleites are throwing? Poor l'il fuckers! Jeezus H. fucking christ, c'mon kids and pitch in to help ol' PETA Pete in his crusade to stop this senseless, heinous activity now!

Just last week they took Kenny and Ralphie over to the 'dark place' with the big fence and pummeled them to death, bludgeoning them until they were dead. I don't know how long ol' PETA Pete has left kids, so act fast.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

To Ms. Alzheimer, wherever you are

Had to come down here mid day to yell. To yell in absolute frustration about the fucking unbelievable mess our EX bookkeeper, Ms. Alzheimer, left for us. Yeah, so you're sick maybe, so fuck you. Just, FUCK YOU. We've got people now cutting us off from service due to unpaid bills. Especially our printer. Seems Ms. Alzheimer never fucking paid them because she thought (well, that's too strong a term to use with this cretin) ...she thought and, insisted...in fact LIED to us, saying that the bill had been paid. Well, it hasn't. No, you fucking lame excuse for a sentient human being, it was not paid. It will not be soon enough when we can finally plow through the flotsam of crap she left in her wake. Goddam! Goddammm. Godfucking dammmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

sometimes........

can't think of a thing to say. fuck it. I'm going to watch Pulp Fiction one more time.