Hello John,

Your December 2003 Best Of 2003 plaque is still available from American Registry and this month we're making it really simple to order your plaque.

I can send you the plaque and invoice you if you just email me back to confirm.

This month your plaque will cost just $99 with our special $60 discount, expiring on November 30th.

Shipping is $12, so your total invoice will be $111.

I hope you decide to promote your success this way - the plaque is gorgeous.

Best,

Riley Bloom
Account Manager, American Registry - Recognizing Excellence
(P) 866-964-0866 x 2
(F) 201-221-7770

Award: Best Of 2003
Publication: Northwest Construction
Publication Date: December 01, 2003

Dear Riley,

No, I do not want your fucking plaque. While I must admire the simplicity in ordering it, I just do not feel we deserve it. for one thing, I have no idea just what the hell it's for. 2003?

It just says "Lewis Architecture - Best of 2003" WTF?

We didn't do shit in 2003. In fact, 2003 began our long decline into the depression racked state our business has become. We've sold all our furniture just to pay our straggling employees and are eating the fucking cardboard from all the other offers we have received in the mail just to keep fiber in our stomachs.

$111 dollars, huh? Well, if I had that much money I sure wouldn't spend it on THIS piece of shit. Sorry, Riley, you've struck out here. Try me again in a couple of years. Maybe I'll be dying of Lyme's disease and be in a better mood.

not yours,

John C., AIA (so far)