Mrs. Applebottom opened her “Teachin’ ‘n Shootin’” state
tour today with an impressive display of firepower, albeit non-intended.
Wayne LaPierre, the master and commander of the NRA was on
hand as well.
Smiling graciously at the crowd of terror-stricken onlookers,
he said, “Well, she’s got some more training to go through. We’ll all be pretty safe after that. If a few folks happen to get killed in the
meantime it’s just the price we pay to keep everyone armed as God intended.”
Mr. LaPierre did appear to have a holy countenance about him
as he praised the gun manufacturers and dealers whom he serves.
Apparently Mrs. Applebottom’s automatic weapon discharged
unexpectedly as she was demonstrating it in front of the school. 25 rounds of the 30 round clips discharged
into Mrs. Ethel Smith’s Camry parked in front of the school. Mrs. Smith was able to duck as the rounds
pummeled her car, rocking it sideways.
“That was frickin’ awesome!”
Mr. LaPierre said with a sardonic grin.
Mrs. Applebottom
It’s always something…
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