A newly trained teacher, Mrs. Applebottom, let her new assault weapon rip yesterday as she unloaded a 30 round clip at a construction worker wielding a caulk gun at the new school building expansion.

"Well, land sakes..."  Mrs. Applebottom exclaimed, "He sure looked like one of those mental people to me!"

"Mrs. Applebottom certainly retained her training and enthusiasm from that nice NRA fellow who trained all of us last week."  The Principal commented.  "He told us the N, R and A were afraid of Obamy takin' away all our damn guns.  Boy, sure hope he wasn't right.  We all got our rights, ya know, and a little collateral damage...well that's just part of it I guess...."  he said.

The construction crew is being outfitted with Kevlar vests and steel helmets as a precaution.

It's always something...