Mrs. Applebottom, the brave school teacher who opened fire
on a would-be invader (actually a construction worker with a caulk gun) has
been awarded “Teacher of the Month”.
Commenting at the awards ceremony, Mrs. Applebottom said,
“Hell yes, I unloaded my 30 round clip at that sonofabitch. I sure thought he was one of those mentals and was gonna kill all us. I’d do it again in a minute.” She was given an Official NRA Kevlar jacket and a more
powerful fully automatic weapon and several 50-caliber bandoliers. (The fully automatic weapons Bill as an extension of the Second Amendment rights is soon to be on the floor of the House for approval),
“I wouldn’t cross this woman.” Said Principal Hardly. “She is the epitome of what a healthy second
amendment right means to us here. Ya know,
we all have to deal with a few cases of collateral damage so’s we can
enjoy our rights. I guess if we have to keep killing each other in order to keep these rights, then let the carnage begin.”
“Here, here!” The
assembly shouted as they disembarked to their barricaded homes.
It’s always something……
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