In a truly stunning turnaround in party politics,
Republicans announced the new chairwomen for the 113th congress.
“We’ve been skirting the issue long enough…” one congressmanwoman
said. “We all decided it was time to
quit fooling the American dolts people like they are all stupid or
something.”
The new all-woman set of Republicans is set to go into
action next session. “Wait until you see
what we have in store for including Hispanics to the House…” Said one representative, who wished to be blameless
nameless.
It’s always something…
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