WTF is that?

It was finally determined that the black, acrid plume of smoke emitting from the Nation’s capitol building today was coming from Senator John McCain’s ass. 

Still smarting from losing to Barack Obama in 2008 and his countless political gaffs (who can forget his choosing that cretin Sarah Palin?) since then, and now the hubbub about Benghazi, McCain has finally “let it all out” in a giant plume of hateful caustic black gas from his bowels.

McCain was seen tottering down the corridor to of the Capitol attic, leaking smoke out of his ass and muttering...”I hate that fucking Obama, I hate him I hate him I hate him….”

“My gosh, that fellow certainly has a lot of hatred built up in him.”  Said a senator who wished to remain blameless nameless.  “This is stinking up the beltway, and to stand out as a stink in the beltway it has to really, really stink.”

Originally folks thought the smoke might be coming from Grover Norquist’s office of Americans for Tax Reform over on 12^th street as he was burning democrat’s tax proposals and resumes from congressmen who had reneged on their pledge to His Majesty Norquist not to raise taxes. 

It is also rumored that McCain is in gastric distress about possibly being demoted from being co-chair of the Senate National Security Caucus.

It’s always something