House Speaker John Boehner flinched yesterday as he was
stuck in the head by a suction tipped arrow.
Witnesses say it appeared to be shot from a bow somewhere in the
balcony. The perpetrator fled the scene.
“Doggone these pranksters…”
Exclaimed one of the Republican Representatives who wished to remain blameless
nameless. “You know, it’s silly stuff
like this that keeps us from the serious task at hand, trying to keep America
from imploding in its own stupidity and careening off the cliff you’ve heard
tell about.” He said.
Comments were solicited from other female Republican
Senators, but she couldn’t be located.
Its always something…
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