An old man in Miami calls
up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting
divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you
talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight
of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of
talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he
hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. So
he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting
divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting
divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to
talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU
HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says
"Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
It's always something.....
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