Thursday, February 14, 2013

Dick Cheney's heart Checkup


Photo looking into Dick Cheney's heart

Somehow appropriate on Valentine's day, Dick Cheney checked into the clinic for a check of the status of his new heart.

Astonished, Dr. Cutter said, "Yes, we did a routine check today.  Even shining a strong light from the probe the image came in black.  This new heart has become as black as that acrimonious piece of shit he had for an original heart after we removed it.

Yes, it appears that even a new heart placed inside of Dick Cheney has succumbed to the acrid, sharp, biting, pungent, caustic, mean and bitter human being that he is.  

Other than that, he's quite the likable fellow.


It's always something...


No comments:

Post a Comment