What Kind of a _______are you?

Ok, I've pretty much had it with these inane fucking "tests" on FacePlant...er, Book. "Well, now, isn't he just like, all crabby and stuff...tsk, tsk...." Yes! I'm crabby. and I'm down here yelling. WHO in the HELL comes up with this shit?

I joined FaceBook to keep in touch with people. So far I've found folks I haven't talked to or seen in YEARS. But, holy god, people, what the FUCK is with all these stupid TESTS?? What kind of flower are you? what kind of animal are you? What city would you live in? what kind of elf are you? what kind of serial killer are you? what kind of axe murderer are you? what kind of Episcopalian are you?

Oh, and then there's the hearts. WTF is up with THAT stupid shit? Goddamn, I'm back in fucking 2nd grade here!!

One of my good friends is at Burning Man this week. I have to say, at first it sounded pretty crazy, but tonight browsing through FacePlant and seeing all the boorish tripe marching down the page, created by all those folks sitting in their home dens tonight....Burning Man seems much more rational.

Oh, and I say leave 'God' IN the fucking Pledge of allegiance, Jeff.....godammit!!!