Well, there he is. and with $50 bucks in his pocket he's on his way to your neighborhood.
Hal Wilson: Hello, yes this is the CEO of Eastern State. How may I help you?
Caller: Yes, I would like to lodge a complaint.
Wilson: Certainly. How can we improve for you?
Caller: You'll have to forgive me, I'm still upset. A few hours ago a man was here, called himself 'Phil'. Needed a meal and wanted to use our bathroom.
Wilson: Yes?
Caller: Well, this guy is the same guy I've been seeing on the news...that insane guy that walked away from the tour group of yours at the fair.
Wilson: Oh. Yes, we're looking for him.
Caller: He slit my son's throat, doused him with gasoline, set him on fire and put him in our garden out back.
Wilson: Gosh, sorry to hear about that. But by our analysis it wouldn't have happened. But, as you know, we're run by the State and can't really be held accountable. We'll send flowers.
Caller: Paid by our taxes I guess. Maybe I'll just send you the money directly.
Wilson: that would certainly save on administrative costs. Have a great day. And remember, we're all in this world to get better.
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