Thursday, August 28, 2014

Mariners upgrade safety revisions to diamond.....



In a press release this morning, Seattle Mariners announced they are adding a new safety feature to the diamond starting next week (or whenever Ramirez will be pitching next).

After the shelling yesterday by the Texas Rangers, 12 to 3,  Coach Mclendon said that Erasmo Ramirez probably needed something more than the best defense in the American League behind him.  "...Erasmo needs some protection from those pitches right down the middle with that 'weak sauce' he puts on the ball...god help me, I've never seen anything like it"

Ramirez threw one pitch after another down that 'middle' allowing the last place Rangers look like an all star team from all time, with a slugging percentage of 3.5.

Summing it up, Lloyd said,  "...it's over..."


Good Lord............

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