A fellow blogger ‘The Voice of Reason’ posted this on Facebook today. He took the photo and was asking around if anyone knew what it was. I guess it was kinda like ‘Encounters of the N’th Degree’ or something like that movie. Well, I looked closer and did a spectrum analysis on it and found the likeness of Newt frozen inside.
This “Newt-cicle” must have come from another dimension, nearest thing I can figure. I know we’ve been seeing this guy a lot lately. Maybe this is a future thing sent back to the past, or, like, now. Like in Back to the Future.
So what the hell happened in the future to cause this Newt-cicle to land in a residential cul-de-sac here in the northwest? I just have no idea. His expression looks like he’s surprised, turning and saying, “Hey, don’t freeze me into a big popsicle dick and put me into space!”
Maybe he was elected president. Wow.
I know that tricky Dick got kicked out of the White House and sent home on a helicopter. Clinton too, well, almost. And God knows what’s going to happen to Obama. But just imagine – the first president to get sent into space as a big frozen phallus. Wow. I can hardly wait for the future!
It’s always something…
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