Newt-Cicle

A fellow blogger ‘The Voice of Reason’ posted this on Facebook today.  He took the photo and was asking around if anyone knew what it was.  I guess it was kinda like ‘Encounters of the N’th Degree’ or something like that movie.  Well, I looked closer and did a spectrum analysis on it and found the likeness of Newt frozen inside. 

This “Newt-cicle” must have come from another dimension, nearest thing I can figure.  I know we’ve been seeing this guy a lot lately.  Maybe this is a future thing sent back to the past, or, like, now.  Like in Back to the Future.

So what the hell happened in the future to cause this Newt-cicle to land in a residential cul-de-sac here in the northwest?   I just have no idea.  His expression looks like he’s surprised, turning and saying, “Hey, don’t freeze me into a big popsicle dick and put me into space!” 

Maybe he was elected president.  Wow. 

I know that tricky Dick got kicked out of the White House and sent home on a helicopter.  Clinton too, well, almost.  And God knows what’s going to happen to Obama.  But just imagine – the first president to get sent into space as a big frozen phallus.  Wow.  I can hardly wait for the future!

It’s always something…

Nation's designers unveil a "peek into the Grey"

Designers in New York showcased today a "peek into the grey" for 2012, based on Benjamin Poore's new colors.  Shown in the previous article, the new colors have arrived in the nick of time to give designers a pallette of non-color destined to dampen even the most obnoxiously cheery spirit for 2012.

"With the new presidency of Mitt Romney and the Republican takeover of Congress this year," explains Mr. Poore, "We will see the disappearing middle class in need more than ever of depressing colors to help them ease into darkness."  

It is thought that with ever increasing numbers of Americans stepping up into that coveted 1% that there will be more employment and indenture opportunities for the middle class as they enter into the robust and competitive servant class.  "People will be working more than one job and won't have time for grousing." says Mr. Poore.  "Moreover, they will be able to see the lives of the 1% more closely as the indentured class takes its role in society, most certainly providing the inspiration one needs to succeed in serving."

Mr. Poore declined to muse on the destiny of the Democratic Party, "...but with the ever increasing power of the 'SuperPac', it seems certain we're headed for a one-party system."  He added.