Those pesky trick-or-treaters...

Tired of getting up every 2 minutes to answer the door on Halloween?  Tired of buying all that candy and then having to eat it for the next 5 months, or, all at once and getting sick?  

They've pretty much taken my house off their list this year, however.  Last year I bought a bunch of Baby Ruth candy bars, opened them and put them into dog shit bags for all the little buggars.

Nobody has returned.

It's always something...

I had to share this article about police dogs...

The problem with racist Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department dogs

Written by The Sarcasmist on October 17, 2013 

Courtesy of Wikipedia

A disturbing report by the Police Assessment Resource Centre (Parc), a non-profit based in Los Angeles, alleges that Los Angeles Sheriff Department’s dogs are more likely to bite African-Americans and Latinos, stating that in the first six months of 2013 all dog bite victims were African-American and Latinos.

I don’t know why this is such a big surprise. K9 units use German Shepherd dogs, more famously known as the favorite dogs of Hitler’s army. And we all know what they were up to. So despite the claims by some that the dogs of K9 units pick up racist cues from their handlers, it is more likely that the dogs themselves are racist sons of bitches. With this in mind, it would be easy to fix this problem. Just get different breeds of dogs for the police force.

There are a variety of good options to pick from, which are not only less likely to bite, but may also be a good fit based on the areas demographic. For example, in predominantly Latino neighborhoods, the police could use Chihuahuas. Or in areas with a higher percentage of African-American population the breed of choice could be the Rhodesian Ridgeback, which is a breed developed in Southern Africa. And of course if there is a pretty even mix, then perhaps a mixed breed dog is called for.

This is of course not the only solution to this problem but it illustrates a creative approach.

If you have suggestions please share with the community. I’ll work on getting the suggestions with the most support in front of the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department.

Credit for this goes to 'The Sarcasmist'.  See above for a link.

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A matter of semantics I suppose...

I know, it just somehow seems disrespectful to the party leading our country, but darn it, I want to be honest if nothing else.

And let's hear it for the little kids dying of cancer....they need moral support from someone if not these guys.

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It's a revelation....

It just dawned on me.  One of the problems our government has is that they lack the 'opposing thumb'.  Even monkeys have this, explaining why they can reason better than congress.  (No, it doesn't deserve a capital 'C').


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You Know You would Want to.....

My friend and I were talking the other day about super powers and all that stuff grown men talk about (because we're all about 14 our whole lives).  We were talking about how cool it would be to like, have this power to become invisible.  The possibilities are truly endless.

He told me that the first thing he would do is travel to Paris, find a street mime, turn himself invisible and beat up the mime, right there on the street.  He said he'd guess the applause would be thunderous.

We decided to go someday.

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Guess this pretty much explains it...

Finally, a graphic representing the gridlock in Congress.  No issues will ever be agreed upon, compromised or passed.  Ever.

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So NOW you know the rest of the story...

Oh, pleeeeze...say it ain't so.  Gan you get Cialis in Russia?

"...come and keep your comrade warm - we're back in the USSR boy,

  You don't know how lucky you are...

     ....back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR..."

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